Found posted on the door of an opera house in a small Minnesota town:
The Fairmont Opera House would like to remain gun-free, so please: NO GUNS ALLOWED.
In several gas stations, one of the choices on the condom dispensers was:
Frenchfreedom tickler - Tickle her fancy with the real thing! It's the patriotic thing to do.
blood for oil
A blood drive in Minnesota offered gas cards to those who participated.