fly-over states

I drove to Wyoming recently with my family.

Grand Teton was okay, I guess. Anyway, here are some random notes from along the way.

please folks!
Found posted on the door of an opera house in a small Minnesota town:

The Fairmont Opera House would like to remain gun-free, so please: NO GUNS ALLOWED.

freedom tickling
In several gas stations, one of the choices on the condom dispensers was:

French freedom tickler - Tickle her fancy with the real thing! It's the patriotic thing to do.

blood for oil
A blood drive in Minnesota offered gas cards to those who participated.